I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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