i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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