So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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