So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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