Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
ok first of all what the fuck
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