Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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