You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
this hospital has no fireball
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
