By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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