Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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