If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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