What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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