i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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