ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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