Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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