We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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