We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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