she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Farmville is her only friend.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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