you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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