I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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