these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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