There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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