Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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