I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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