before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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