don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I love you. Go after that dick
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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