I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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