I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
