East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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