im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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