Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
