I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
