nut hugger
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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