well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I need to calm my uterus...
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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