He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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