She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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