What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
last night I used snow as a chaser
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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