How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
This house was built for laser tag.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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