? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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