im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
ok first of all what the fuck
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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