Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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