actually, I'm a sock model
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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