You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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