i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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