You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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