the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
the day after is always just damage control
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I would ride that face into the sunset
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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