Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Nicole vs. Life
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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