apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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