I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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