what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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