the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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