At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Damn victory sex feels great
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
