It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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